2016 October

October 31, 2016

Ep. 7: The MAKTAC Halloween Special

In the seventh episode of MAKTAC, we scare up some frights with the spookiest clips ever aired on COPS. Officers explore an abandoned funeral home, hundreds of birds attack an older couple's house, and CoCo The Clown goes prostitute haunting. We also talk about retail horror stories, costumes, and terrifying basements. Happy Halloween!

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The best mustache of the week: Officer Pat "tour guide" Logan

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The trashbag of the week: the actual trashbag

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The best mullet of the week: CoCo's first victim

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BONUS: CoCo The Clown

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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October 27, 2016

Ep. 6: “I chug-a-lug-a-lug it.”

In the sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E32 of COPS. Boozy Billy Crudup breaks some windows and hearts in a rare double-segment. Then, some hotdog-loving officers mediate a peculiar ménage à trois. We also talk about wedding caterers, smoked meats, and debate a few morbid "would you rather" questions.

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The best mullet of the week: Harley lady

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The best mustache of the week: Officer Bubba Hunton

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The trashbag of the week: Boozy "Rambo" Billy

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BONUS: Jeffrey Dahmer's XL cigarette

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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October 24, 2016

Ep. 5: “When there’s a full moon, people go out to lunch.”

In the fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E23 of COPS. A canine unit lays down the law, an obnoxious cop over-hassles a prostitute, and the king of birds threatens to jump from a bridge. We also talk about licensed video game cups, Pennsylvanian accents, and an extra segment we deemed too dark to talk about (but talk about anyway).

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The best mullet of the week: Joe Trackpants

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The best mustache of the week: Officer Louis the Rottweiler

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The trashbag of the week: Officer Harris

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BONUS: A Streetcar Named His Sister

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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October 20, 2016

Ep. 4: “You feel that? Cold steel, partner.”

In the fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S07E17 of COPS. A "heroin house" bust goes REALLY well, a domestic call has a plot twist, and a PCP user spooks a lady before doing some felonious tai chi. We also talk about getting ejected from a Sox game, hoodless sweatshirts, and general pails. Sorry for the intermittent noises, it was hot as hell.

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The best mullet of the week: overzealous lineman cop

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The best mustache of the week: Officer Lenny LoRusso

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The trashbag of the week: PCP guy

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BONUS: Ellen Ripley's mom

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

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October 17, 2016

Ep. 3: “She’s short, she’s redhead, she hit me with a hammer.”

In the third episode of MAKTAC, we skip ahead to talk about S07E08 of COPS. A toothless grunger is afraid of the CIA, some officers have a fun day at Venice Beach, and a knife-wielding mess channels her inner Anne Ramsey. We also talk about puffy vests, doing the beer, and finally — we take a helicopter ride.

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The best mullet of the week: Ugly Kid Joe

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The trashbag of the week: singing diarrhea lady

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The best mustache of the week: "Echo Man"

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BONUS: Early 90s Bill Hader?

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

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October 13, 2016

Ep. 2: “There goes the neighborhood, Jer.”

In the second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E03 of COPS. John Bunnell leads a raid on a toupee-wearing "sugar daddy", a Canadian Where's Waldo defends his family from a rat-woman arsonist, and Officer Jackson hits the streets. We also talk about lip bites, great ways to end a conversation, and high-proof pumpkin beer.

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The best mullet of the week: the "sugar daddy"

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The trashbag of the week: the rat-woman arsonist

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The best mustache of the week: Officer Harry Jackson

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BONUS: Canadian Where's Waldo

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

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October 10, 2016

Ep. 1: “Just make it bleed as much as ya can, Barry.”

In the very first episode of MAKTAC, we kick things off by talking about S02E02 of COPS. John Bunnell antagonizes an older woman, an officer gets stuck by a transient’s needle, and some festival attendees get the boot. We also try out some segments for the first time - including several “best of the week” awards and NPR voices for no reason. Woo-EEE!

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The best mullet of the week: dancing festival guy